The i-Ready Screen Time Supercut

Real Schools Gripped by Ed-Tech Insanity

Sep 8 • John Allen Wooden

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Meta-Proofing the Kiddos Made Easy!

Only one children's book gleefully derails Mark Zuckerberg’s diabolical schemes.

Sep 1 • John Allen Wooden

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August 2026

Los Angeles Begins Smothering the Ed-Tech Monster

LAUSD’s new Parental Consent Policy carves up Google antitrust-style, putting families in the screen time drivers seat

Aug 25 • John Allen Wooden

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Brainrot Video Games Are i-Ready's Oblivious Back-to-School Bonus

Because nothing says "classroom learning" quite like "Pinball Wizard.”

Aug 11 • John Allen Wooden

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i-Ready Sued For False Advertising & Brazen Science-Washing

New lawsuit cites my original reporting on Curriculum Associates' closed-loop evidence scam.

Aug 8 • John Allen Wooden

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July 2026

LinkedIn is Microsoft's A.I. Hype Hole

We're being groomed to eat our artificial intelligence vegetables, kids.

Jul 20 • John Allen Wooden

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Ed-Tech's #1 Patsy Drowns in the Ed-Swamp™

Los Angeles purges Alberto Carvalho, and more tech-seduced Superintendents will surely follow.

Jul 9 • John Allen Wooden

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Los Angeles Loves America More Than You Do

Other towns’ feeble fireworks are a national betrayal.

Jul 4 • John Allen Wooden

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June 2026

Toy Story 5’s Success is an Epic Global "F*** You" to Big Tech

Too bad Pixar pulls its screen time punches.

Jun 25 • John Allen Wooden

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The Last Gasps of the School Phone Ban Skeptics

Despite screen harm deniers' inane arguments, the bans are successful — and here to stay.

Jun 22 • John Allen Wooden

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The Screen Time Lies Powering i-Ready's Ed-Tech Crisis Response

i-Ready i-Reckoning Part 4: How Curriculum Associates Gaslights With Revisionist History and Dishonest Public Relations Word Salad

Jun 8 • John Allen Wooden

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May 2026

The i-Ready Revolt Goes Mainstream

My son's and my interviews with NBC News

May 26 • John Allen Wooden

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