I Self-Nominated for i-Ready’s Fake Teaching Award – And You Should, Too!

Plus: Announcing the “Exasperated Educators” Award

Oct 21 • John Allen Wooden

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Surrender Dignity All Ye Who i-Ready Challenge

New supercut video reveals when schools chase i-Ready quotas, educator pride gets left in the dust.

Oct 9 • John Allen Wooden

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September 2026

Kids: Win i-Ready Casino Cash & Prizes at Your School!

When classroom incentives cross the line into anti-learning game show folly.

Sep 28 • John Allen Wooden

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200,000 LAUSD Students Asked to Rate i-Ready and IXL in New Survey

Los Angeles Unified School District Lets Middle & High Schoolers Log In & Unload On i-Ready & IXL

Sep 22 • John Allen Wooden

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The Pre-Diabetic Farce of the i-Ready Challenge

When ed-tech brainrot begets tooth rot – supercut edition!

Sep 15 • John Allen Wooden

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The i-Ready Screen Time Supercut

Exposing Curriculum Associates’ lie of only 30 minutes of screen time per week.

Sep 8 • John Allen Wooden

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Meta-Proofing the Kiddos Made Easy!

Only one children's book gleefully derails Mark Zuckerberg’s diabolical schemes.

Sep 1 • John Allen Wooden

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August 2026

Los Angeles Starts Smothering the Ed-Tech Monster

LAUSD’s new Family Consent Portal carves up Google Workspace & Classroom antitrust-style, blocking YouTube & putting families in the screen time drivers…

Aug 25 • John Allen Wooden

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Brainrot Video Games Are i-Ready's Oblivious Back-to-School Bonus

Because nothing says "classroom learning" quite like "Pinball Wizard.”

Aug 11 • John Allen Wooden

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i-Ready Sued For False Advertising & Brazen Science-Washing

New 2026 i-Ready lawsuit cites my original reporting on Curriculum Associates' closed-loop evidence scam.

Aug 8 • John Allen Wooden

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July 2026

LinkedIn is Microsoft's A.I. Hype Hole

We're being groomed to eat our artificial intelligence vegetables, kids.

Jul 20 • John Allen Wooden

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Alberto Carvalho, Ed-Tech's #1 Patsy, Drowns in the Ed-Swamp™

“Armani” Carvalho resigns from LAUSD in disgrace, and why more tech-seduced superintendents will surely follow.

Jul 9 • John Allen Wooden

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